I'm not quite sure why I have a résumé at this moment in time - maybe for some speaking engagements or for impressing the girls? Will mom and dad love me more? Maybe my friends will think I'm cool and stop humiliating me in public constantly.
In any event, the résumé posted here is far outdated and I'm too lazy to update it. If you have a good reason for me to (which I welcome), email my email with an email you emailer.
